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February 28, 2007
Vene ärikeel
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Hea äri jääb venelastega tihtilugu ajamata keelebarjääri tõttu, mille taha meie noored äriinimesed takerduvad. Siin mõned tähtsamad fraasid, mis võiks selgeks õppida, et venekeelses ärimaailmas orienteeruda ja vastastikku end arusaadavaks teha ning luua meeldiv ja tulemuslik üksteisemõistmise õhkkond.
- “Какого хуйя тебе надо?” - “Mis Teid täpsemalt huvitab?”.
- “Всякая поебень” - “Lai toodete assortiment”.
- “Бля буду!” - “Firma annab garantii”.
- “Где тока таких мудаков берут?” - “Jätke oma firma koordinaadid”.
- “Засунь себе в…” - “Vajab väheke viimistlemist”.
- “Отвечаю напидора!” - “Isiklikult kontrollin täitmist”.
- “Я тебя в рот ебал!” - “Praegusel hetkel Teie pakkumine meile huvi ei paku”.
- “Че за нах?” - “Siinkohal on tehtud väike viga”.
- “Вот же ж блядь какая!” - “Kuidas saaksin Teile kasulik olla?”.
- “Хуй тебе в жопу!” - “Allahindlust pole veel arvestatud”.
- “Пидар штопаный” - “Võtmeklient”.
- “Хуйло очкастое” - “Perspektiivikas klient”.
- “Заебал уже” - “Mis Teile veel huvi pakuks?”.
- “там такое..хуй прассышь” -“Kõrgtehnoloogilised lahendused”.
- “Пошел нахуй!” - “Pöörduge palun minu kolleegi poole”
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Tuhnimisest
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Sea aasta puhul toome ära väljavõtte ühest Euroopa Liidu dokumendist.
http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/site/et/com/2006/com2006_0669et01.pdf
EUROOPA ÜHENDUSTE KOMISJON
Brüssel 8.11.2006
KOM(2006) 669 lõplik
2006/0224 (CNS)
I LISA
I PEATÜKK
ÜLDNÕUDED
- Olenemata artikli 3 lõikest 5, peab sigadel olema juurdepääs piisavale kogusele uurimist ja tuhnimist võimaldavale materjalile.
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- Fishki.Net - Мафиозные могилы (21 фото) | Фишкина Картинка
- Too-biased - Tobias Luetke’s thoughts
- YouTube - Dynamite Surfing
- intonation.mov (video/quicktime Object)
- YouTube - スコティッシュ・フォールド Scottish Fold
- Sick Notes
- YouTube - Jimmy Kimmel George Takei on Tim Hardaway homophobic rant
- YouTube - Новый год
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- How Steve Jobs Played Hardball In iPhone Birth - WSJ.com
- Daring Fireball: Translation From PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of Macrovision CEO Fred Amoroso’s Response to Steve Jobs’s ‘Thoughts on Music’
- c_keel_on_vaga_halb.ogg (application/ogg Object)
- YouTube - RAMBU: THE INTRUDER (intro)
- LiveLeak.com - Speed Saves Lives !!!
- YouTube - GOODBYE TO THE NORMAL
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February 27, 2007
iBoob
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Read from somewhere…
News report: Apple Inc. reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women’s breasts. The i-boob is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them
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February 26, 2007
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February 25, 2007
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February 23, 2007
Ei vedanud
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Otsitakse head töötajat.
Saabub 300 CV-d.
Personal, pearaamat ja juhatus vahivad hunnikut, et no mida nüüd siis teha selle CV-de hulgaga.
Lõpuks tõuseb juhatuse esimees püsti ja laseb tuima näoga 80 % CV-dest hunti.
Pearaamat ja personal ahmivad õhku, et mida sa hull teed!??!
Juhatuse esimees ütleb: “Pole mõtet võtta tööle inimest, kellel kohe üldse ei vea.”
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February 20, 2007
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February 19, 2007
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February 17, 2007
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February 16, 2007
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February 15, 2007
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February 14, 2007
Rakvere sea-aasta
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February 13, 2007
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Kuidas Neste tanklaautomaatidega toime tulla
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Info ühelt tuttavalt.
kui Neste automaat teie pangakaardi alla neelab (ei olnud vale PIN), siis võtke järgmine magnetribaga kaart, torgake see poolenisti sisse (aga ärke laske alla neelata) ja siis vajutage punast nuppu - selle peale sülitab automaat eelmise kaardi välja. Neste klienditugi soovitas nii teha ja see töötas ka
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